Keith Kinderman

Keith John Kinderman was a professional American football player who played running back for three seasons for the San Diego Chargers and Houston Oilers.

Keith Kinderman was widely considered to be the last of the great white running backs. Also, known for his studies of sublimation and the innate and perverse nature of inanimate objects.

Also noted for his development of the peccatum pro publica legal defense. Kinderman successfully argued that the owner of an infamous Tallahassee saloon should receive a lenient sentence so that patrons of her saloon would have some place to go. Thus sparing the City of Tallahassee from having to deal with the patrons.